Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.

Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.

Exercise is an unnatural act.

Let us hope, I prayed, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.