I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability

Look at it this way: Psychoanalysis is a permanent fad.

Love's blindness consists oftener in seeing what is not there than in seeing what is.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.