I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability

The idea of a Supreme Being who creates a world in which one creature is designed to eat another in order to subsist, and then pass a law saying, "Thou shalt not kill," is so monstrously, immeasurably, bottomlessly absurd that I am at a loss to understand how mankind has entertained or given it house room all this long.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?