Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
Man is vile, I know, but people are wonderful.
Try the Lamentations of Jeremiah. They always pick me up.
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.