The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

A politician is a man who can be verbose in fewer words than anyone else.

Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.