The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the human corporation, like fifty-one per cent, but it's enough.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

I tried to write worse but it was no good; my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last. I grew discouraged.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

What we are assigned to bear is in a sense a measure of our stature.