Try the Lamentations of Jeremiah. They always pick me up.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

This human nature is shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.

Love's blindness consists oftener in seeing what is not there than in seeing what is.

Are you pro- or anti-macassar?