There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
A politician is a man who can be verbose in fewer words than anyone else.
... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.