We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.