If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
Peter De VriesI write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
Peter De VriesSometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.
Peter De VriesMy father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries