George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.
I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.
I tell my children to avoid theatre and go into cinema and TV.
If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.
Being sober for so many years is getting interesting.
If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.