The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

It is time for me to chuck in the sponge. To retire from films and stage. The heart for it has gone out of me: it won't come back.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.

It grieves us to produce work that is not perfect.

If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.

The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket.