When my father would come home from the track after a good day, the whole room would light up; it was fairyland. But when he lost, it was black. In our house, it was always either a wake ... or a wedding.
I can make the best French toast.
The common denominator of all my friends is that they're dead.
I wouldn't mind being a lord.
Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.
If man ever comes to perfect equilibrium with the environment, we'll all be redundant, perhaps because you won't need art or letters.