Writing is a kind of performing art, and I can't sit down to write unless I'm dressed. I don't mean dressed in a suit, but dressed well and comfortably and I have to be shaved and bathed.

Being sober for so many years is getting interesting.

There's a remedy for everything except death.

If you cannot say what you mean, your majesty, you will never mean what you say and a gentleman should always mean what he says.

I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!