It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.