To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.