I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)