Franรงois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.