Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side of all potentially pompous situations.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.