Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
The great thing about history is that it is adaptable.
Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!
It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.
Generals are fascinating cases of arrested development - after all, at five all of us wanted to be generals.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.