I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Please keep off the grass.

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.