Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side of all potentially pompous situations.

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.