Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

In my day, there were things that were done, and things that were not done, and there was even a way of doing things that were not done.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.

I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.

Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.