Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side of all potentially pompous situations.
Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.
Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.