Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, only one day, of modern warfare.

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.

Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.