Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

Irrespective of nationality, soldiers are always open to the same discomfort and to the same comradeship the world over. I'll make things easy for you if you make things easy for me. That is, after all the unwritten law of the barracks.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.