Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.
As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!