British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

The great thing about history is that it is adaptable.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.