I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.

What is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn?