I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.

There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.