My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.

Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers - they won't inherit the kingdom of God.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.