If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.