Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.
Phil RobertsonI have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.
Phil RobertsonA real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot
Phil Robertson