Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go.

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!