Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.

I'm with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’ - not a word!

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.