A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

The paradox of innovation is that it is accepted as an innovation when it has become imitation.

Life is not a journey, it is a destination

The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which.

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity

Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.