I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

We don't come here for our health.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.