I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.