I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

This could only happen in a technical college.

Are you running away from something?