It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.
This could only happen in a technical college.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.