If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

You managed not to get eaten then?

So this is feminist corner then.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place