If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

Can you tell the difference between them?

Are you running away from something?

British women can't cook.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.