If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

British women can't cook.