If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.