Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

The bastards murdered half my family.