The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

Do you work in a strip club?

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.