In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
You bloody silly fool!
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.