You managed not to get eaten then?
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
Do you work in a strip club?
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.