I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?