Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Are you running away from something?

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.