Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
You can behave as badly as you like in America. Nobody notices.
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.
It is true that in America I've become a national hero, but really I was a hopeless case, that was all.