I would never go to a place and live there because the weather was good or the scenery was beautiful or the architecture was wonderful. I would only go because the people are kind, and in America, everybody's your friend and happiness rains down from the sky.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

I don't think I have a tragic demeanor.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.