The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

In England, nobody's your friend.

I never say 'No' to anything.

Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

In Manhattan, when you're out of the front door, you're on, and you have to be ready to smile and speak to people.