Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.

America believes in freedom. The English don't believe in it. They don't believe in happiness.

The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.

To say a thing is natural is to condone it, never to praise it.

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.