A gentleman doesn't pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one.

I never spend my time doing anything I'll have to do again tomorrow.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

Everybody who's been on television more than once wears in public an expression of fatuous affability. Because you may be addressed at any moment by somebody.

I've never not been famous.

The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.