Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

All this cut-price transcendentalism does not prevent California from being a startlingly physical state. This becomes most obvious where Los Angeles saunters down to the sea. The region is called Venice.

If you don't stay in some days, you can't recharge your batteries.

As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.