If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.
However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.