Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.

I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'

God is so angry. All that power, and so mean with it.

Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.