Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.

In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.

As far as I know, you can fancy someone, you can enjoy their company or you can wish them well. But what being in love is, I don't know.