You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Quentin CrispWhen asked to give advice, I do of course give it, because I give whatever I am asked to give.
Quentin CrispI had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'
Quentin CrispOne should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp