As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.

Nowadays people don't use face powder; they say it dries the skin. But I makeup in the old-fashioned way.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

Never get involved with someone who wants to change you

I lost the love of all the homosexuals in the world by saying that Princess Diana was trash and got what she deserved. She could have been Queen of England - and she was swanning about Paris with Arabs. What disgraceful behavior. Going about saying she wanted to be the queen of hearts. The vulgarity of it is so overpowering.

If you don't stay in some days, you can't recharge your batteries.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.