As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.

I've never not been famous.

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.