Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing; nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say Phooey, too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.

If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.

All America is much the same.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I don't know how people act. I've never understood that.

If you don't stay in some days, you can't recharge your batteries.

I don't really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.