Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing; nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say Phooey, too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.

Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.