Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
I never really found out what love was.
If you live in America, you don't have to work. You can just drift along in the smiling and nodding racket.
People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'