I don't know how people act. I've never understood that.

I have to work in England, but here in America you don't have to work. You can sort of enter the profession of being.

The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it

I'm too old to make drawings.

I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?