The message that 'love' will solve all of our problems is repeated incessantly in contemporary culture - like a philosophical tom tom. It would be closer to the truth to say that love is a contagious and virulent disease which leaves a victim in a state of near imbecility, paralysis, profound melancholia, and sometimes culminates in death.

If you live in America, you don't have to work. You can just drift along in the smiling and nodding racket.

Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

The Scots are very hospitable; almost as hospitable as the Americans.

As a test of the closeness of your relationship with the world, sex could never be a patch on being murdered. (That's when someone really does risk his life for you.)

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Any film is at least better than real life.