Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

I don't think I have a tragic demeanor.

The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.