Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.